Superman was bored one day; he goes to see Batman, and he asks, "Do you want to go save the world?"
"Sorry" Batman said. "Spring cleaning at the Batcave,"
so Superman goes to see the Green Lantern.
"You wanna save the world?" he asks. "Can't, ring has been acting up," Lantern said.
Then, flying around the city, Superman sees Wonderwoman sitting on top of a building totally naked. Superman thinks to himself, knowing that he could fly down there, do his business and be gone before she realized what happened.(He doesn't last very long), so he decide to go for it, flies down, has his fun, and is gone.
Wonderwoman asks, "What's wrong, Invisible Man?"
"I don't know but my ass hurts like hell!"
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