CONTEMPT OF COURT

Two guys on trial for drug dealing.

Judge sentences them to 10 years but gives them a chance to half it to 5 years plus release after 3 years for good behaviour if they spend a month stopping people taking drugs.

Ist guy claims he stopped 15 people Judge say very good - average is 12. How do did you do that?

Guy points to a big coin and a little coin and said "i told people drugs fucks your brain, and big coin is size before you take drugs and little coin is size after"

Judge says very good - sentence halved.

Second guy claims 250 people and Judge goes ballistic and is about to increase sentence to 20 years for contempt of court for lying. Defence lawyer swears his client is telling the truth.

Judge asks disbelievingly how he did it and second guy gets out big coin and little coin and says " well I told people if you get caught dealing drugs you will go to jail" and points to little coin and says "so I told those people that this is the size of your ass before you go to jail and ......"

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