A man walks into a crowded bar and sees an open seat beside a stranger. He sits down and begins a conversation. After a few pints, the stranger says, "want to see something extraordinary?"
"Sure" the man replies. So the stranger opens up his jacket and pulls out a tiny little wooden stool. He reaches back in and pulls out a tiny little piano. Finally, he reaches in an pulls out a tiny little man! The little many bows, sits down, and starts playing some beautiful tunes on the piano. "Wow" the man says, "how did you find this amazing little man!?".
"If you really want to know" the stranger replies, reaching into his pocket, "take this lamp and give it a rub". So the man takes the lamp, and gives it a rub. A geenie comes out and says he will grant the man one wish. The man things long and hard and finally says, "I want a MILLION BUCKS!" POOF! All of a sudden there is chaos in the bar, feathers everywhere and Mallard ducks quacking and flying about everywhere. "What the hell man, I asked for a million BUCKS not a million DUCKS!" the man shouts at the stranger, who replies:
"YA? And you think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?"
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