Mallard Jokes
I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner.
Wife - "I don't know."
Me, throwing out someth...
If you walk into a zoo and steal a duck
do they call it stolen mallard?
What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?
They're both duct-taters (sorry)
Three boys with some chicken-wire...
walk down the street and pass an old man on his...
What is the media of choice for the mallard?
**DUCK TAPE!!!** lololololololol-- *cough cough...
Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame.
It was quite a pro duck shun.