A duck walks into an empty bar with a loaded automatic

"It's a stickup!"

The duck motions the bartender to empty his register. But while collecting cash, the bartender presses a silent alarm. Soon police sirens approach. Cars skid to a stop outside. The duck peeks out a window and sees a hostage negotiator prepare his bullhorn.

"Alright you good for nothing mallard, drop that weapon and come out with your hands up!"

"QUACK!"

"Kill that man and we'll strap you in the chair to roast!"

"QUACK! QUACK!"

"They're gonna do it you know," said the bartender. "These guys mean business!"

"Just my luck," replied the duck. "With this job, I put all my eggs in one fucking basket!"

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