Canada Day lineup

What's common between Maple leafs and Titanic?
both look good until they hit the ice.

Global warming is certainly pain in the ass - the ice-caps are melting quicker!

What do alcoholics do in Canada?
Drink Canada dry

Happy Canada day everyone!

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