A man and his wife got to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th
Anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25
years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my
naked body in front of you, what was going through you mind?"
The husband repled, "All I wanted to do was to fuck you brains
out, and suck your tits dry."
The as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking
now?"
He replied, "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
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