The first time I got sexual education in elementary school, we were told to write a small text about sex and read it out loud in front of the class. Most stories were about "when a man and a woman love eachother", when their dog gave birth to puppies, etc...
I wrote this:
"John Wayne is being chased through the prairie by 100 Indians. He turns around, and shoots them all dead. The end."
My teacher said: "How does this have anything to do with sex?!"
I yelled: "Nobody FUCKS with John Wayne!"
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