Bob was a bus conductor-cum-driver. He had been going through rough times, with his wife leaving him for his best friend. One day on the job, he saw a young woman, probably in her early 20's signalling for the bus. Bob couldn't hold his rage in anymore and vented his frustration on the pedal, killing the woman on impact. Bob was taken to court for his crime and was sentenced to death by 5 minutes on the electric chair. Bob miraculously lived the electrocution and was let to live a normal life once again.
Surprisingly, Bob's employer let him keep the job and he continued driving accident-free until one day, when his dog Maya mysteriously passed away. Bob fell into depression and became mentally unstable. The next day on the job, he saw an old woman, probably in her late 60's signalling for the bus. Once again, Bob could not hold in his rage and stepped on the gas, killing the old woman instantly. Bob was taken to court once again and was sentenced to 30 minutes on the electric chair for repeating the offence. Once again, Bob miraculously survived the electrocution and was let to lead a normal life once again.
Bob's employer, being a good friend of his let him keep the job on the condition that if such a tragedy were to happen again, he would instantly lose the job. Bob decided to leave the past behind and lead the rest of his life through love and compassion. One day on the job, and old man, probably in his early 70's signalled for the bus. Bob carefully stopped the bus so that the old man could get on, but at that very moment the old man collapsed due to heart attack. Everyone thought that Bob ran over the man and so he was taken to court one more time. Verdict was passed that Bob would have to sit in the electric chair for 10 hours. This time, Bob succumbed to the electrocution and died.
Why did Bob die to electrocution the third time?
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Because only the third time was he a good conductor.
(Please don't kill me XD)
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