Sex


There was a man from cape, he went to fuck an ape,
Ape told fuck off you bastard, your balls are out of shape.


There was a girl from Kent, a football match she went,
She stood the goal and opened her hole, in the football went.


There was a man from Macca,who went to fuck his Akka,
he missed his mark in the dark, his balls were full of Kakka.


AIDS: Ass Infected Don't Screw, Another Idiot Died Screwing.

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