There was a man complaining to a doctor about a sexual problem." Doc, I just think my penis is too damn small! Im giving my wife no pleasure at all!" "Hmm" says the doctor, "What kind of beer do you drink?" The man answers "I drink American Beer...why?" The doctor explains " Aha! that's your problem! American Beer is bad! It shrinks things. Drink Guiness it makes things larger! Come back in two months." " Okay, Ill start drinking Guiness. See you in two months!" The man says as he leaves. TWO MONTHS LATERThe man bursts through the door and thanks the doctor so much for helping him."Hmm I see you drink Guiness now?" Asks the Doctor."No way!" Says the man, " I got my wife on American Beer!"
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