During his first session, the psychiatrist shows the man a series of Rorschach inkblots to gauge his reactions.
On the first inkblot, the man says: "It's a guy getting a blowjob."
On the second, the man says: "Hmmm, looks like a woman receiving cunnilingus from another woman."
On the third, the man says: "It appears to be a woman mounting a man, reverse-cowgirl style, while she's blindfolded."
The psychiatrist continues to show more inkblots, and the man continues to see sexual imagery.
The psychiatrist concludes the inkblot test, and tells the man:
"Clearly, you have an advanced case of sexual addiction. You see nothing but sexual imagery in all of the inkblots."
The man replies: "That's hardly a fair diagnosis. You're the one with all the dirty pictures!"
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