Three Newfies are out for a fun Friday night. They throw a box of beer in the back of the car and go for a drive. As the guy in the back is taking a swig he notices a cop behind them. "QUICK", he says, "drink your beer, there's a cop on 'r arse." But its too late, the lights are on, he's pulling them over! "Oh shite, " says the driver, "there goes my license, for sure." "No, no," says the guy in the back, "I've got a plan, quick peel the label off your beer and stick it on yer forehead!" They do it, just in time for the cop to arrive at the window and look in to see 3 Newfies staring straight ahead with a beer label stuck on their forehead. "Shit boys, " says the cop, "have you been drinking tonight or what!!" "No, no, " says the guy in the back, "we haven't officer, you can tell, we're all on the patch!"
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