School Daze


One day a nursery school teacher says to the class, "Who can


use the word DEFINITELY in a sentence?


A little girl jumps up and says... "The sky is definitely


blue!" The teacher


replies, "Oh Sorry Amy, but the sky can


also be gray, or orange..."


A little boy quickly says..."Trees are definitely green!"


Teacher replies,


"Oh Sorry Michael, but in the autumn the


trees change color..."


Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and shouts,


"Does a fart have lumps?"


The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course


not!!!"


"Then I have DEFINITELY shit my pants!"

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