One day a boy asked his mother for 100 dollars to buy a toy. She said NO. So
he wrote a letter to GOD asking for a 100 dollars. When the letter got to the
post office they figured that GOD meant the president. So they sent the letter
to the white house. The president read it and just to be nice sent the boy 10
dollars. The boy was very excited for getting the money. He wrote a thank you
letter back to GOD that read: "Thank you GOD for the money. I see that you had
to send the letter through the white house and as usual those thiefing basterds
taxed 90%"
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