One day a little boy walked into a whore house dragging a dead frog behind him. He walks up to the owner and sais, sir i want your nastiest dirtiest whore you have. The man pauses then tells the little boy to go home. The little boy replies sir i have a thousand dollars , i want the nastiest girl you have! ...the pain replies ok boy down the hall to the left. a hour passes the little boy comes out yelling i got v.d i got v.d !!!!
the man puzzled looks at the boy and asked him son why are you so happy you got a vane rial disease ....the boy replies so i can give it to the baby sitter who will give it to my dad who will give it to my sister who will give it to her boyfriend who will give it to my mom who will give it to the milk man witch is the cocksucker who ran over my Fog!!!!
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