(To be read in a 1920's bootleggin' gangsters' voice .)
For those buddies of yours you gotta pick up from the jailhouse every now and then because they just can't seem to get right.
Q: What kind of bird don't fly?
A: Jailbird
You: Play any cards?
Them:...
You: don't tell me you played fuck the dealer...
Wuddo yous gots?
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