My dog was constipated for several days and getting really cranky.

Sorry, not a joke, but a true story.

12 year old dog was constipated for several days and getting really cranky. I told my wife (his best friend) to take a child suppository and shove it up the dog's poopy hole, to try to get him to go. This wasn't meant to be mean in any way - we were both concerned about him.

After a lot of discussion, she did shove one up his little brown eyeball. He immediately ran out in the yard and took a huge dump, which was the objective.

But, the first thing that flew out his ass was the suppository. A large black crow was in one of our trees, and as soon as it shot out his a-hole, the bird flew down, picked it up, and flew off.

We found that to be disgusting, but funny.

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