A man walks into a bar with an octopus

He lays down $500 and says "my octopus can play any instrument you put in front of him" hearing this a man walks up and puts a guitar in front of the octopus.
Puzzled for a sec the octopus grabs it and plays a riff like Jimi Hendrix would play.

Another guy walks up laughs and hands a trumpet. The octopus looks at it and grabs it playing a song by Louis Armstrong.

Another guy across the street hears about the bet and runs to the bar he lays down the money and Hands the octopus a set of bag pipes. Very puzzled the octopus sits back and just stares at the instrument. The owner expecting that he is about to lose his money, leans over to the octopus and says " hey can you play this thing or not ?"

Still looking puzzled the octopus looks at his owner and says "play it? If I can figure out how to get its pajamas off, I m going to fuck it