Real Band Names

I can' think of anyone actually making this up... Before starting a band, you should know that the following names are taken:[ a ]AlcoholocaustAlcoholics UnanimousArmageddon Dildos[ b ]Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood SwingsThe Band Formerly Known As SausageBand OverBarbara's BushThe Bourbon Tabernacle ChoirThe Boxing GhandisBrady Bunch Lawnmower MassacreBulimia BanquetBuster Hymen & the Penetrators[ c ]CaltransvestitesCindy Brady's Lisp[ d ]The Dancing French Liberals of 1848The Dead Sea SquirrelsDicky RetardoDrunks With Guns[ e ]e. coliElectric ProstatesElvis Hitler[ f ]Fearless Iranians From HellFields of Shit'57 LesbianThe 4-SkinsFour Nurses of the ApocalypseThe French are from HellFromage d'Amour[ g ]Gefilte Joe and the FishGonoreagan[ h ]Headless MarinesHell CaminoHerpes CineplexHindu Garage SaleHitler's BikiniHIV and the Positives[ i ]Impaled NazarenesInhale Mary[ j ]Janitors Against ApartheidJehovah's WaitressesJehovah's Witness Protection ProgramJesus Christ Super FlyJesus Chrysler SupercarJFKFCJonestown Punch[ k ]Kathleen Turner OverdriveKerrigan's Knees[ l ]Lack of AfroLawn PiranhasThe Leave It To Beaver Conehead ImmolationLee Harvey KeitelLesbian NinjasLouder Than God[ m ]Mao Tse HelenMussolini HeadkickMy Dog Has Hitler's Brain[ n ]Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly EmissionsNervous Christians and the LionsNorman Bates and the Shower HeadsNot Drowning, Waving[ p ]Pabst SmearPenis DeMiloPepto DismalPhenobarbidolsPhlegm FatalePoultry in MotionThe Pro-Midget MafiaPsychic Buddhist Gorillas[ r ]Raging Pimps of DoomRectal NightmareReserectumResults of InbreedingRoid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries[ q ]Quasimodo and the Eunuchs[ s ]Sandy Duncan's EyeScreaming Headless TorsosSeptic DeathThe Shamu Afterbirth OrchestraShirley Temple of DoomShirley Temple PilotsSimulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]Skeptic TankSmegma & the NunsSmorgasborgnineSolosexSpastic ColonThe SphinctonesStiff RichardsSwingin' Johnsons[ t ]Ted Bundy's VolkswagenThe Telephony Bandits of DoomTemporary Darkening of the StoolTestostertonesThe Texas NazisThank God We're ImmortalThey Tried To Frame OJTo Live and Shave in LAToxic Shock and the TamponsTragic MulattoTranssexual HitlerTrotsky Icepick[ u ]Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies[ v ]Vaginal DavisVic Morrow's Head[ w ]The Well HungariansWillie Nelson Mandela[ y ]Yoko Homo[ z ]Zip Code RapistsZulu Leprechauns