Good girls and bad


Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttonsGood girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini lineGood girls blush during sex scenes in movies Bad girls know they could do it betterGood girls wear white cotton panties Bad girls don't wear anyGood girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearlsGood girls pack their toothbrush Bad girls pack their diaphragmsGood girls own only one credit card and rarely use it Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use itGood girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bedGood girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong placeGood girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for startersGood girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.Good girls say no Bad girls say when, when?

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