Q: Why is the Owl the smartest entity in the universe?

A: I don't know... ...why?

Q: Because it asked the first question.

A: And which question was that?

Q: Who... Who... Whooooo?
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Well that was a hoot!
Humanity's answer to that was "Oooh, sweet! Owl Leather"
Just stop me before I finish. I am transitioning into an altered being. I have already set up an entire god damned subreddit unindebticated an I'm-a-dedicate this to my good friend Christopher Gleam, already got the the sub, doing an AMA within my sub, will be answering truthfully every single question that gets asked. The whole sub will be dedicated to answering questions for free. Just answer as many phones as you can and type down what you hear...... ............Imagine typing onto paper everything that the NSA is collecting.............. STALEMATE