The Wasp

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a
wasp buzzed into the women's vagina. The husband covered her
with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and
made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor
explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with a
forceps. He suggested that the husband try to entice it out by
putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as
soon as he felt the wasp. The man agreed to try, but because he
was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "If neither of
you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try." Under the
circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed,
slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband
watched with increasing alarm as the doctors thrusts continued
for several long minutes. "Hey, what the hell is happening?" he
finally asked. "Change of plans," the physician panted. "I'm
going to drown the bastard!"