A duck walks into a bar and orders ten shots
The first three are whiskey and the duck pours them down his gill with no hesitation...
"Thirsty?" The bartender says.
"Make the next three rum," quacks the duck.
The duck downs the next three shots like fruit punch.
"Are you sure you don't want to slow her down a bit? That's a lot of liquor!" The bartender buts in-
"-nope. I'm fine." The duck quacks back. "Bring me three shots of your finest tequila!"
The bartender returns with the three shots. The ducks sucks em down.
"One more shot of patrone!"
"As you wish." The bartender hastily places the tenth shot in front of the duck.
"How will you be paying for this?"
"I only have cash."
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