Pussy Eating Frog (NSFW)

A woman had some time to kill, so she decided to go browse in a pet store. She's looking around, and the owner approaches her and asks if she's looking for anything in particular. She says, "No, I'm just browsing."

"Well, perhaps I can interest you in one of our new arrivals. He's a very rare specimen from the jungles of South America," the owner says.

Interested, she says "Sure, I'll take a look."

"Follow me to the back, please," He says.

Once they're in the back room, the owner pulls out a colorful frog. "This is a Brazilian Pussy Eating Frog," he says. "They were thought to be extinct, but a small population of them has recently been discovered. I happened to know someone who could procure one for me. It does exactly what his name implies, and will give you the most glorious orgasm you've ever had."

"That sounds great! I'll take it!" she says.

"Ok. Here's what you do - take off all your clothes, spread your legs, place the frog in front of your pussy, and say the following: FROG, EAT PUSSY!"

She says, "That sounds simple enough. Thanks!" And she leaves the store in a hurry, eager to get home and try this out.

She arrives at home, goes to the bedroom, takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, places the frog within reach of her vagina, and says, "FROG, EAT PUSSY!" The frog does nothing. It just sits there. "FROG, EAT PUSSY!" Still nothing. It hops away, apparently not interested in eating pussy. She decides to take it back to the store to find out if she's doing something wrong, or get her money back.

She barges into the pet store, annoyed, since she paid quite a bit for this frog. "Sir, this frog is not interested in eating pussy. He appears to be a normal frog."

"Follow me to the back, please," he says. He instructs her to remove her clothes and lie on the table. Nervously, she complies. He places the frog between her legs, and says, "FROG, EAT PUSSY!" Nothing. It just sits there. A little louder, he says, "FROG, EAT PUSSY!" Still nothing. "Not to worry, ma'am, I'll take care of this." He takes the frog and places it on the other side of the table, where it can see what's going on. "Ok, frog - I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE TIME..."