You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.
That is a bit harsh so I'll do another blowjob joke.
What do you call a Vietnamese blowjob? Gobbledegook
Meh, that's kinda racist and also insensitive.
Why is sperm shaped like a tadpole?
Because a woman would never swallow a frog.
Blowjob question. For because. 'Murica, save more buying nothing at all! It's the art of the deal. I'm higher than giraffe pussy and sleep deprived.
Ever wonder if your mom kissed you goodnight after blowing your dad?
Or if you get a handjob with a sock puppet is that technically a blowjob?
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