Special Frog

A woman goes into a pet store to buy herself a pet. The clerk
says to her "Can I help you find something miss?" "Yes" the
woman replies, "I'm looking for a pet for myself." The man shows
her around and after looking at all the regular type pets the
woman asks "Do you have any thing special?" The clerk says,
"Well we do have a pussy eating frog for $200. "The woman is
curious and asks just how does this work, the man says "Its
easy, just lay naked on the bed next to the frog and say eat me
frog." The woman says "Are you sure this frog eats pussy?" "Yes
I am." the clerk answers.


The woman buys the frog and takes it home. When she gets home,
she takes off her clothes and lays on the bed next to the frog.
"Eat me." She says to the frog. Nothing happened. Again she says
"Eat me." And again nothing happened. Feeling ripped off she
calls and tells the clerk what happened. The clerk says, "That
can't be, I'll be right over." The clerk shows up and says to
the frog, "Eat her." And nothing happened. The clerk then says,
"Alright watch me, this is the last time I'm gonna show you how
to eat pussy!"