Puns

Alimentary . . . . . . . . . What Holmes said to Watson


Artery. . . . . . . . . . . .Study of Painting


Bacteria. . . . . . . . . . Back door to the cafeteria


Barium. . . . . . . . . . . .What doctors do when treatment fails


Bowel . . . . . . . . . . . .A letter like A, E, I, O, or U


Cesarean Section . . . A district in Rome


Carpal . . . . . . . . . . .Person you ride to work with


Castrate . . . . . . . . . .Market price for setting a fracture


Catheter. . . . . . . . . . .String instruments


Cat Scan. . . . . . . . . . .Searching for kitty


Cauterize . . . . . . . . . .Made eye contact with her


Chiropractor . . . . . . . An Egyptian doctor


Colic . . . . . . . . . . . .A sheep dog


Congenital. . . . . . . . . Friendly


Cystogram . . . . . . . . . A cable sent to your sister


D & C . . . . . . . . . . . .Where the White House is


Denial . . . . . . . . . . . Where Cleopatra used to swim


Dilate. . . . . . . . . . . .To live long


Elixir . . . . . . . . . . . What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a juicy bone


Enema . . . . . . . . . . . .Not a friend


Fester. . . . . . . . . . . .Quicker


Fibula. . . . . . . . . . . .Small lie


Genital . . . . . . . . . . .Non Jewish


G I Series. . . . . . . . . .Soldier baseball


Grippe. . . . . . . . . . . .Suitcase


Hangnail. . . . . . . . . . .Coat hook


High Colonic. . . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday


Impotent. . . . . . . . . . .Distinguished, well known


Inbred . . . . . . . . . . .Best way to eat salami


Labor Pain. . . . . . . . . .Getting hurt at work


Medical Staff . . . . . . . Doctor's cane


Morbid. . . . . . . . . . . .Higher offer


Nitrate . . . . . . . . . . .Cheaper than the day rate


Outpatient. . . . . . . . . .Person who has fainted


Pap Smear . . . . . . . . . Paternity test


Paradox . . . . . . . . . . .A couple of quacks


Pelvis. . . . . . . . . . . .Cousin of Elvis


Postoperative . . . . . . . Mail carrier


Prostate. . . . . . . . . . .Flat on your back


Recovery Room . . . . . . Place to do upholstery


Rectum. . . . . . . . . . . .Dang near killed him!


Rheumatic . . . . . . . . . Amorous


Secretion . . . . . . . . . .Hiding something


Seizure . . . . . . . . . . .Roman emperor


Terminal Illness. . . . . Getting sick at the airport


Tibia . . . . . . . . . . . .Country in North Africa


Tolerance . . . . . . . . . .What you get if you give growth hormone to ants


Tumor . . . . . . . . . . . More than one


Urine . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out


Varicose. . . . . . . . . . .Near by


Vein. . . . . . . . . . . . .Conceited