A dog is walking through the park one very wet day and meets three ducks
He says to them, "This is ideal weather for you, raining so heavily"
The first duck says, "Yes, I love this wet weather, in and out of puddles all day"
The second duck says, "Yes, I love this wet weather, in and out of puddles all day"
The last duck says, "I fucking hate it. My name's Puddles!"
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