"Welcome, class. OK, since this is your first lesson, I have to tell you: The 2 most important things to be a good doctor are: *Dedication* and *Observation*."
Doctor then proceeds to unveil the corpse, a big, fat woman who got shot in the head.
"This is *Dedication*". The doctor proceeds to stick a finger up the fat lady's ass, then licks it.
Everyone is disgusted.
"I suggest you all do the same"
One by one, the students stick a finger up the old, fat corpse, then lick it.
Once they are all done, Doctor comes up and says:
"The second one is *Observation*, I put my index finger in, but I licked my middle finger"
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