Garden of Eden

What did Eve had to admit when she was told by a snake that she was naked? That she got 6 bucks to take it off for a dog. (Dog=god) She was just so ugly.

The Virgin Mary was so hard up that she had to go into a barn to have sex. (And with the Lord Dog).

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