Superman walks over to Spiderman's house and says hey Spidey You wanna Go out for some drinks but Spidey says Sorry I have to fix a web shooter to fight crime tommorow. So he flys over to the batcave and asks batman if he wants do go out for drinks but he says sorry I have to fix a turboburner for the Batmobile because I have to fight crime tommorow so Superman Walks backover to his place and on the way he sees wonder woman getting undressed in a hotel room and he really wants to fuck her so he flys through really fast. Meanwhile in the hotel room Wonder Woman says Wow what was that and then the invisible man says I have no Idea but my ass hurts.
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