Did you hear what Queen Elizabeth gave Fergie for her birthday?
A plane ticket to Paris and a mercedes
Did you hear what Dodi Al Fayed said to the chauffeur before thier
untimely death?
Hey. Wanna come for a ride with me and Di? (die)
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