- Politics... EXPLAINED!

One day a young boy hears about politics on TV. Curiously he asks his father, "Daddy, what are politics?"
Dad then replies, "Son. Politics are hard to explain, so let me put it this way: I bring home the money for the family, so we will call me CAPITALISM.
Your mother decides what happens with the money, so we're going to call her the GOVERNMENT.
Since we are both here to take care of your wants & needs, we will call you the PEOPLE.
We pay your babysitter to work for us, so we will call her the WORKING CLASS.
And since your baby brother doesn't know what to expect, we'll just call him the FUTURE.
Now, head off to your room and think about what I've said, and tomorrow you can let me know if you were able to make any sense of it."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his father has told him. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the poor baby has poo'ed all over himself. The little boy, trying to help, goes to his parents' room and finds his mother fast asleep. Not wanting to wake her up, he checks the den where the babysitter is. Finding the door locked, he peeps through the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the babysitter. Confused, and left with no other options, he heads back to bed where he ponders the situation before falling asleep.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I'm starting to understand politics now!"
The father says, "Great, son! Lemme hear about what you think you've learned regarding politics."

The little boy, excited, smiles & replies "Well, I've found out that while CAPITALISM is screwing the WORKING CLASS, the GOVERNMENT is sound asleep, the PEOPLE are being ignored, and the FUTURE is in deep shit!”