A Head

One day a head stumbled into a bar and asked for a beer.when he took the first sip of the beer he grew a body.


The bartender said thats amazing.H e said I watch this and he took another sip. Wow he grew arms and hands this time.


This time he took another sip and grew legs and feet.The bar tender said now you can't grow any thing else so I guess you'll be leaving. No wait I can grow one more thing. Oh, whats that. A dick to screw you with. So he took one more sip.


To prove he grew a dick he took the bar tender (who if by now you haven't guessed is a beautiful women with huge tits and thin waist)upstairs to the janiters closit he screwed her for hours.


When they had been in there for 5 hours screwing each other the women said, I have to go.He said wait one minute whats your name.It's Victor.What thats a guys name.I know you have been screwing a guy, you just were so excited about screwing me I didn't won't to tell you.Bye.


One day later the women told him you might want to get dick implants mine is two times as big as yours and I got mine cut off.