Southern Bumper Stickers...=> The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. => I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. => Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. => I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. => WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. => You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. => BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. => I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made. => So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! => I'm just driving this way to piss you off. => Keep honking, I'm reloading. => As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. => I took an IQ test and the results were negative. => Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. => Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes
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