A man walks into a psychiatrist office and says he has a problem. He says he always seems distracted, has anxiety, and cant get any work done.
Pulling down a stack of paintings from a shelf, the psychiatrist begins his examination with an inkblot test.
Phyc: What do you see here?
Man: i see... a naked lady.
Phyc: ok.. how about now?
Man: i see... a naked ladies bush
Phyc: ... alright... how about now ?
Man: a lady bug...
Phyc: *begins writting*
Man: ... and shes naked.
Phyc: ok sir, i think i know what your problem is. You're a sex addict; and thats the cause of your troubles.
Man: SEX ADDICT?! who are you calling a sex addict and you're the one with all these naked pictures tucked away??
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