Phone sex joke


Via phone call:Phil: By the way, man, I heard a new joke! What has a small dick and hangs down?Bob: Uh, I dunno... a bat?Phil: Good! Ok, now what has a big dick and hangs up?Bob: Uhm, I don't know, I give up.*CLICK* bzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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