Super-man's bored in super hero land. So he rings his friend
Spider-man "wanna come for a beer?" he asks
"nah, i'm busy." replies Spider-man, so Super-man rings Bat-man
but gets the same reply. Super-man then decides to go to the pub
on his own. as he flies he looks around him a window is open in
the building next to him. He uses his special powers to see
through the curtain, he sees Wonder-woman lying naked on the
bed. he thinks to himself i could go in there and fuck her
really quick before she even notices. So in he goes he comes
back out in 10 seconds.
Wonder-woman says "did you here something Invisible man?"
"No but my arse sure hurts!"
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