Whilst out sailing, the trio encounter a rough storm and get stranded on a remote island. As soon as they wash up the beach, some endogenous tribe men appear from the tree-line and take them captive. After a couple of years of enslavement the three men decide they will stand up against their captors and demand freedom. After some discussion the captors give them a chance to win their freedom back but only if they pass one final test. They tell them to roam the island and come back with 10 fruit each. Pete was the first one back and he brought back 10 red ripe apples. The leader of the tribe now tells him to put the apples up his ass. If he made no sound he will be free , however if he made the faintest sound they will kill him. Pete started slowly , 1 ,2 ,3 but with his fourth one he started crying helplessly. They instantly cut his head off. Tom was second and with him he got ten grapes. he was doing great until unexpectedly on his last one he started laughing hysterically. Pete and Josh meet in heaven , Pete told him about the apples and how painful it was. When Pete learned about the grapes he started shouting : " GRAPESSSS !!! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DEAD !! THAT WAS SO EASYY !! " to which Josh replied " Easy for you to say , you weren't the one that saw Tom struggling to drag 10 watermelons."
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