Blow Frog

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After
looking around she realized that all the pets there were very
expensive. She went to the counter and questioned the clerk.


"I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so
expensive", she said.


"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for
$50.00. Would you like to see it?"


"$50.00?? For a Frog??" asked the woman.


The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs."


Well, the woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she
thought this was a heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift
he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again. The
woman decided to buy the frog.


She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift.
Of course, the husband was a bit skeptical, but said for sure
he'd try it out that night. The woman went to bed that night
relieved knowing she'd never have to give another blow job.


About two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans
banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was
going on. When she got to the kitchen she saw her husband and
the frog, sitting at the kitchen table like best buddies,
looking through cookbooks.


"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?"
asked the woman.


The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this
frog to cook, your ass is outta here."