wake up in the afterworld. Jugdish immediately asks Abu,
"We great jihadi martyrs! Where de 49 virgins we promised? Where where where Abu?" Just as the smoke was clearing a huge demonic creature approached Abu and Jugdish, stopping and glaring down at them.
Impatient Jugdish asks the creature, "Mister, we great jihadi martyrs, where de virgins? And it very hot here in paradise, can you cool tings down?"
The creature stares and steam comes from his nostrils.
Then he says in a booming voice, "YOU The Virgins bitches! And I'm gonna fuck you in the ass!"
Jugdish and Abu turn and run in terror. Screaming like babies, the huge creature running after them.
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