A lost hungry man in the desert found some grass to eat

he ran towards it , as he arrived he felt like taking a shit , so he sits

down, but suddenly he started feeling something moving behind him.

he turns around.

his ass was eating grass.

(Edite: sorry for bad english and the joke is translated soo..)

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