So I was giving my buddy pickup advice at a bar [NSFW]

My buddy isn't the smoothest with women. He usually gets nervous while talking to them and ends up saying something stupid. So I thought I'd give him a good pickup line to use at the bar one night.

I tell him, see that girl over there? Go up to her and say,

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

And if she's into it, you're golden. But if she says "excuse me?" then say,

"So how about this weather?"

And then she'll think she misheard you, and then you two will have a conversation going!

So my buddy agrees to give this a try. He finds a girl sitting alone at the bar, and goes up to her and says,

"I wanna stick a feather in your ass!"

And she says, "Excuse me?!"

"I said it's fucking raining!"