How is a raven like a writing desk?

They both have quills.


I was really annoyed when I first read Alice In Wonderland as a kid and there was no answer to this joke/riddle, so I just made up an answer. It's not too funny, so if anyone wants to come up with something clever/funnier, be my guest!

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