A man is sitting in his home when his youngest son walks in the room and says "Father I'm going to go into the woods and find a deer." The man gives his bow to the boy and wishes him well, and the boy leaves.
His middle son then walks in and says "Father, I'm going to go into the woods and find a deer." The man gives his knife to the boy and wishes him well, and the boy leaves.
The oldest son then walks in and says "Father, I'm going into the woods and find a deer." The man gives his walking stick(was also kind of a ceremonial club/weapon) and wishes him well. The boy leaves.
That afternoon the wife storms in and screams "What were your sons doing with your things!?"
"Finding a deer!"
"Then I hope you're ready to be a grandfather!"
*(The Mvskoke words for "go find" and "have sex" sound very similar.)*
*(Another layer is that the walking stick/ceremonial club is purposely shaped like a dick.)*
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.