Guy's wife comes home from her physical checkup at the M.D.'s, and her hubby
says, "Well, how did it go?" She tells him, "The doctor says I'm in perfect
shape!" Husband says, "Oh, yeah? How about that big fat ass?" She says, "Oh, we
didn't talk about you!"
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