...so he heads for town at the base of the mountain. He walks into the local brothel, slams down a nugget of gold, and says, "I want two beers and the name of the *filth*iest, *RAUNCH*iest whore in *alllll* the Yukon!"
The bartender slides two cold ones down the line and says, "Well, that'd be Sandy, upstairs, second door on your right."
The Miner throws him another bit of gold, grabs the beer and heads upstairs. He kicks open the door and says, "I'm lookin' for the *filth*iest, *RAUNCH*iest whore in *ALLLLLLLL* the Yukon!"
Sandy, without skipping a beat, bends over, ass in the air, and says, "Well, here I am!"
The Miner stops and grunts before saying, skeptically, "And just what makes you think I wanna start in *that* position?"
Sandy shrugs and says, "I just figured you wanted to open those beers first!"
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