The rabbit the bear and the motorbike.

A rabbit stumbles across his friend the bear. The rabbit asks "Hey bear, what's that you've got there?". "Oh this?" the bear said, "This is my motorbike.". "Where did you buy it?", asked the rabbit. "In the shop past the hill.". "What's it called again?" asked the rabbit. "A motorbike." said the bear. The rabbit went to the shop to buy a motorbike, along the way he stumbled, fell, and forgot what motorbike was called. The rabbit returned to the bear and said "Hey bear, i forgot what that thing is called can you tell me again.". irritated, said the bear "A motorbike.". "Thanks" said the rabbit and went on his way. On his way to the shop the rabbit stumbled, fell, and again forgot the motorbike was called. The rabbit again returned to the bear and asked "Hey bear, I'm sorry but, I forgot what that thing was called again.". Angered the bear said "I'ts called an ASS". The bear got on his motorbike and drove off. Confused, the rabbit went on his way to buy an ass. "Ha, stupid rock, this time i won't stumble on you.". The rabbit got the shop and was greeted by the shop keeper. "Could i take a look at your ass?" said the rabbit. "Well, fine" said the shop keeper "but you'll have to come around back." The shop keeper turned around pulled her pants down and said "Well, there it is". Puzzled, said the rabbit. "But bear doesn't have an ass like that, bear gets on his ass and drives it around.".