when suddenly his guide dog dashes into traffic, dragging the blind man with him. Brakes squeal, horns honk, drivers yell and cars get rear-ended, but man and dog make it to the other side without a scratch. A crowd starts to gather around the man and dog, curious to see how the man will discipline his dog. Taking a deep, shaky breath, the man reaches into his pocket, takes out a dog biscuit, and offers it to the dog. Someone in the crowd yells "How can you reward that dog for what he did?! He nearly killed you!"
"I'm not rewarding him," the blind man said. "I need to know where his head is so I can kick his ass!"
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